Is this a joke?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 10/06/2016 at 14:26 • Filed to: None

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Oh snap this screw driver is actually awesome.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 14:32

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Is that seriously the factory roadside kit?

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 14:36

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This plus the jack.

Still better than what my Taurus came with.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 14:38

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Get on my level, scrub:

Granted, I’m missing A, C, and H...

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 14:41

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Niiiiiccceee!

kanadanmajava1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 14:53

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My E34 has this kind of tray. I have two towing hooks (I) but neither fits in the hole in the front. The threads are suitable but the bumper is in the way to actually get it there. I have the spark plug tool (H), rusty screwdriver (B) and one fixed wrench. The rest are gone.

The kit in the picture has one tool without letters. Its above the H letter.

Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 14:54

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I think I still have the tow loop in mine. Who uses BMW tools and doesn’t put them back??

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 14:58

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True story: my 2002 impreza was leaking fuel from the fuel lines ontop of the manifold. I used that screwdriver to tighten the hose clamps so I could finish my drive to Montana in the dead of winter -15 deg F.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 10/06/2016 at 14:59

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I’m just surprised a bmw owner used the tools in the first place.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 14:59

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I Should have kept this when I sold the car...

(mine was *NOT* missing the medium combination wrench)

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 15:02

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I would love to see a top ten list of the best (and ten of the worst) factory tool kits equipped in production cars.

finn's arm > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 15:13

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If I remember correctly, you have to smuggle in your own warning triangle in the country after picking it up on euro delivery. They don’t get to leave eurolandia. I gotta check if I have these between the E36 & E39. I love the screwdriver.

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/06/2016 at 15:14

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That kit screams “you’re gonna need this stuff!”

Dusty Ventures > Urambo Tauro 10/06/2016 at 15:16

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Best: McLaren F1. Because real gold

CalzoneGolem > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/06/2016 at 15:16

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It looks like it’d make a nice pillow.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro 10/06/2016 at 15:17

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FP gold. Are you listening guys?

CalzoneGolem > Dusty Ventures 10/06/2016 at 15:27

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6/10 allen keys are not gold.

Get your shit together McLaren!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > finn's arm 10/06/2016 at 15:28

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Seriously the e36 screwdriver is my favorite

finn's arm > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 10/06/2016 at 16:12

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I borked mine :( I used it to hit something and now the shaft is stuck/embedded into the plastic handle.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 16:56

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For laying on the side of the road waiting for the tow truck? Is that your implied joke ;) ?

/Alfa owners are touchy

/jk

/mine was actually super reliable and never left me stranded...

CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 18:46

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Porsche 928 kit is fairly nice. I think mine might even be complete.

*not mine pictured*

Stephenson Valve Gear > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 19:26

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Q: Is this a joke?

A: No. A horse walks into a bar and bartender asks, “Why the long face?” That is a joke.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 20:01

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I’m just shocked that McLaten uses freaking Allen wrenches. Aka basically already rounded off tools. Torques is where it’s at.

CalzoneGolem > Stephenson Valve Gear 10/06/2016 at 20:34

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I’m a frayed knot.

Stephenson Valve Gear > CalzoneGolem 10/06/2016 at 22:20

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YES! The punchline to the joke that begins, “Three ropes walk in a bar”. I love that joke.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > CalzoneGolem 11/11/2016 at 01:35

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My favorite is the one in the x308. Convenient, though I’d wager at least 50% of these have never even had the compartment opened.

Also, not mine pictured. I’d never let one of my engines get this dirty.

CalzoneGolem > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 11/12/2016 at 06:33

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That’s amazing!